Saturday, June 10, 2006

Saturday afternoon humor...

This is funn-y!
Have you seen it before?

Two Old Ladies:

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.

One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

4 Comments:

At 6:39 PM, Blogger TBG said...

That was pretty funny!

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Southern Fried Girl said...

The pharmacist was like "Damn gram, you go on with yo freak self."

 
At 8:06 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

I have to tell you that before I laughed at this, I actually stopped to think about just how big is a camel's, you know, unit. Cause seriously. I mean you hear about a horse or whatever, but not a camel.

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger Carrie said...

Thank you for sharing what will undoubtedly leave a very gross image in my mind and cause me nightmares... hee-hee-hee

 

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