Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Apples and Wine true, so true :)

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to climb up and reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top may think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.


At 8:38 PM, Blogger Carrie said...

This is exactly why I am so damn stubborn as to who I will date and why I won't just give someone I don't feel any sparks with a try.

Someone amazing will climb the tree to find me.

At least I hope so. It would kind of suck to end up sitting up there until I get all rotten and ferment into pure alcohol... although, if that's the case, at least I'll be all drunk and happy and shit...


At 6:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes you just gotta try someone. Sparks didn't fly with Boyfriend and I. He just kinda grew on mold...but a nice mold...maybe like a mushroom. He doesn't like mushrooms though.

However, periodically I do have to stomp the shit out of him... :-)

At 6:53 AM, Blogger TBG said...

Oh my goodness that is so true!

I could not stop laughing about the stomping to make them fine!

At 9:20 AM, Blogger Christie said...


At 10:03 AM, Blogger Sheri & SuZan said...

LMAO....this is great!


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